Bin Laden and the Genie in the Bottle
Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"Infidel, don't you know who I am? I need nothing from a lowly woman," barked bin Laden.
The genie pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he relented. "OK, OK, I want wake up with three white, American women in my bed in the morning. I have plans for them." Giving the genie a cold glare, he growled, "Now, be gone!"
The genie, annoyed, said "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no health insurance.
2006-07-03 20:52:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am just sharing this joke with you'all!!!
2006-07-03 20:58:54 · update #1
Thx for sharing. Heres mine;
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
Bush (American President), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
Bush says, "Fill it with water."
2006-07-03 22:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha!
That reminds me of a joke.
Do you know why John Bobbit was destined to get his dick cutoff?
Because Lorena's full maiden name is Lorena
Ivanna Cutyercockoff
2006-07-04 04:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The missing penis, broken leg and unhealthy insurance doesn't fit into your story. Its like ending the movie 'Lord of the rings' with clips from the movie 'Legends of the fall'.
2006-07-04 05:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like that song... *Genie in a Bottle* by Christina Aquillera...lolz
or Osama in a Battle..ahaha!
2006-07-04 04:05:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a joke or a question? i really confused
or
i have 2 make question 4 this?
LOL
2006-07-04 04:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ben 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a fvcken life.
2006-07-04 16:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty weird joke.
2006-07-04 03:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mira Bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just rewards
2006-07-04 03:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke or question ? i really liked the joke or question
2006-07-04 03:57:22 · answer #9 · answered by akshay r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"E" for effort, but needs improvement
2006-07-04 04:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋