Hey, SmileyCat here......ready? Death of the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

Question

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,
and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-
baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a
crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes


Rate by your chuckles 1-5

Answer 1

I rate that 4.5.
But did anyone notice that Sara Lee was nowhere to be found?Little Debbie misses him terribly.In my house,he rose to the occasion at every holiday.We loved to butter him up.His flakiness was what made him such a welcomed addition to our family gatherings.

Answer 2

that was a 5. i'm still laughing right now. how about the after the funeral reception at Betty Crocker's house?

Answer 3

786.
'' those who kill any living soul, without the killed had done any killing previously on ones, part, or if somebody try to spread Terrorism on the face of earth, means he/ she has killed whole of the human race,And if somebody try to save any single piece ''life'' implies that all the huminaty have been saved''!!

Answer 4

a 5. pretty funny.

Answer 5

4 only cuz i heard it b4

Answer 6

5 ... I'm hungry now (^_^)