a guy bought a new hitech state-of-the-art car with full computer control gadgets, the works...taking it for a test drive:
computer: welcome..please fasten your safety belts
the guy fastened his belts and went for the motorway, doing 60 mph
computer:dear driver remember: do not exceed speed limit
the guy ignored the remark and drove on accellerating to 100
computer:dear driver haste makes waste..
ignoring this, he drove at 120
computer:dear driver your children await you please reduce speed
he decides to take it to the limit, now doing 160
computer:warning! reduce your speed immediately
when he finally reaches a top speed of 200 mph
computer:HEY BUDDY!! STOP AT THE NEXT CORNER 'N LEMME DOWN, A$$HOLE!!!
2006-07-03 20:24:54 · 2 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ummm...... My mom has a Smat car and it doesnt do that? LOL!!! But seriously..... Ha ha!!!
2006-07-03 20:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol awesome! check ya later ♥ & hearts ; without the spaces ♥
2006-07-03 21:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋