A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.
"God? You there, God?" he asked.
"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.
"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.
"Go ahead, my son, anything."
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question.
"God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "Sure, give me a second."
2006-07-03 20:10:52 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please note that it was in the JOKES and riddles section yeah just pointing that out
check ya later ♥
2006-07-03 20:18:17 · update #1
BWAHAHAHA! *slaps knee and coughs a little* Oh man.. *chuckles and wipes away tear from left.. no.. right eye*
2006-07-03 20:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by iheartjohnprose 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hmmm.....can you specify the place where the God is going to drop a penny? I will ask my future generations to wait there.!
2006-07-03 20:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by Taimoor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT A QUESTION I STILL LIKE IT IT WASNT A DIE HARD ON THE FLOOR TYPE OF THING BUT IT WAS CUTE
2006-07-03 20:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by TRiNi-CHiiK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, so when does the penny drop. :)
2006-07-03 20:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that
2006-07-03 20:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... funny and clever! I like it.
2006-07-03 20:13:30 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before and its still funny...you have more??
2006-07-03 20:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a hee hee hee
2006-07-03 20:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor made 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn good
2006-07-03 20:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... ha ha ha............that's so funny!!! ^o^
2006-07-03 20:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by reiza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋