ok there was this bag of sh.it who wanted to get in this prestigious club. so it hopped to the door and said yo, i gotta get in this club. the bouncer said no way get outta here u sh.it bag we dont like your kind. so then a sack of vomit said dammm imma try. it went to the door and said can i please get in tonight? the bouncer said hell no you make me sick get the heck outta here b4 i barf u a brother. dang said a bottle of piss. i probably have no chance at all gettin in, but what the heck. it went to the door and said mr bouncer i jus gotta get in this club. the bouncer said hmmm ok URINE!!
by the way the bouncer was being a dick
2006-07-03 18:44:13 · 12 answers · asked by internet_mack 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A piece of string walks into bar, go up to a bar stool and orders a beer. The bartender throws him out, saying, "We don't serve no strings in here." So the string puts on a groucho nose with glasses and tries to get back in. "You're not fooling me with that lame disguise," says the bartender, and throws the string back out. So the string unravels it's ends and ties itself up. It hobbles back into the bar and hops up on the bar stool. The bartender gives it the once over and says, "You ain't a piece of string, are you?" And the string truthfully answers, "Frayed Knot."
2006-07-03 18:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kindof gross, but still kindof funny. I have to admit I didn't get it at first until I said it outloud. Urine - you're in, for those of you like me who had trouble. I like that bar tender here joke too! That was good.
2006-07-04 02:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by MrMonkIsMyIdol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just threwup in my mouth a little
not an endorsement, just involluntary reaction
2006-07-04 03:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by charleybgoode 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A TERMITE GOES INTO A BAR , AND SAYS.."IS THE BAR TENDER HERE?"
TA DAH !
2006-07-04 01:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by DUSTY FOR KING 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont quit ur day job
2006-07-04 01:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by jennifer3ai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....ok its a little funny, like laugh in my head funny.
2006-07-04 01:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥~qkazoo89~♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rck on
2006-07-04 01:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by prtsgrl06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not laughing...
lol
2006-07-04 01:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by Awesome Kai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-04 01:46:56 · answer #9 · answered by priya1602 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but not hysterical. Thanks for the chuckle.
2006-07-04 08:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋