2006-07-03 17:15:45 · 34 answers · asked by KnowhereMan 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can I please come sit in your lap?
2006-07-03 17:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by valkyria 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
One question? I'd mush a few together under the guise of one. (I'm sure "He" would never notice.) Here goes:
So, God ... which is REALLY the right religion, and how did they end up with the right "Word of God," and how is the Word of God infallible truth if people can interpret it differently, and how could you cram infinite wisdom into one religion's book without exploding the book or people's brains, and is everyone but the right religion really going to die in the apocalype and/or going to hell, and if not, how did the right religion presumably believe that God would condemn people on the mere basis of not finding that right religion ... especially when the PEOPLE of that right religion weren't in fact any better than the people who weren't of that religion?
And God, am I boring you with my ONE long question?
2006-07-03 17:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by SteveMc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you said off the wall questions, so I would ask him: "How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
2006-07-03 17:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why he allowed them to named you, the glory is gone.
also when will the big space rock hit?
when will the nuclear war happen?
will there ever be a complete crustal shift of the earth?
would he let me stay here for the space rock thing?
how many flavors of ice cream are there in the celestial glory?
2006-07-03 17:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the hell he took my 11 day old son away from us. Hunter died from SIDS , this child fought so hard to be born and then he was taken away from us. We wanted him so bad, we were excited to be having him, yet there are mothers out there who do drugs etx and their babies live, ( i am not wishing any child dead or for any mother to go through what i am dealing with) but it kills me inside to know that this lil one was taken away too soon.....
2006-07-03 17:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you put insects on this earth? Did you really have to punish all of us for Adam and Eve's mistake? Why don't you just get rid of all the mean people?
2006-07-03 17:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you make the male organ so funny looking? I mean, they are supposed to ensure survival of the species?
2006-07-03 17:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by luckyme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you glad you cut life spans from 100's of years to generally less than? (Being we're a troublesome lot of people).
2006-07-03 17:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u ever stop thinking? then quote "The house on haunted hill" about how no living being can exist always conscious, then tell him when he doesnt think he doesnt exist. thus proving that he stopped existing the first day after he rested
2006-07-03 17:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by locomexican89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can we have a fresh start? Just leave the smartest, kindest, most moral, least angry, most hardworking, most honest people, and let us start again. Give the human species another chance. Please, even if i wouldn't be left over.
2006-07-03 17:22:35 · answer #10 · answered by Eugene Zappier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Adam ^ Eve had belly buttons.
P.S. I'm praying for Rocker Chick.....
2006-07-03 17:33:41 · answer #11 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋