why did the chicken cross the road???????help
2006-07-03 16:26:58 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
To prove to the possum it could actually be done.
Not funny at all.
2006-07-03 16:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by tingaling 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did your mom cross the road? Nobody knows. Just like with the chicken...
2006-07-03 16:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by twiggles_who_giggles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was running away from Little red riding hood..
see she was on the way to gramma's house and stopped off at the woodsmen's house for a quicky... well she forgot her lunch basket there.. so seeing the chicken she thought it would make a fine dinner for grandma.. well the chicken was toooo smart and ran across the street. he got away while lil Miss Red was waiting for the crosswalk to change..
the chicken was later picked up for Jay walking, little red is now pregnant and Grandma died of starvation..
....... and the rest of the story........
while in Jail the chicken made the fatal mistake of stiffing B.B. Wolf for a pack of smokes and a snickers bar.. Location of the chicken is unknown.. a reward has been offered
*editors note: later that day the menu included
chicken nuggets..
2006-07-03 16:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by Betty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO NO NO
The question is "Why did the punk rocker cross the road" ? Because he was stapled to the chicken.
2006-07-03 16:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by Rick A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they wanna walk on the other side of the road
2006-07-03 16:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by liaomingavin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to cross over to the other side.
2006-07-03 16:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by xoveexo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody would carry him across the road.
2006-07-03 16:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by older woman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old MacDonald needed a meal!
2006-07-09 14:31:47 · answer #8 · answered by thewordofgodisjesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause he was stapled to the other chicken that had to get to the other side
2006-07-03 16:35:27 · answer #9 · answered by beerz24_7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the grass is always greener on the other side.
2006-07-04 00:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by undir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was running away form KFC=Colonel Sanders.
2006-07-03 16:40:43 · answer #11 · answered by laremyz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋