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Most people just post lengthy passages from the scriptures, like the one where Jesus swallowed the puzzle piece and the man in the yellow hat had to take him to the hospital.

It would be cool if someone could just copy and paste the entire Bible, then they could just use it as an all purpose answer.

2006-07-03 15:43:42 · 31 answers · asked by cornfunkel 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

31 answers

Ha, I love it....insert some typical smug brainwashed christian saying followed by Mark: 69: 420

2006-07-03 15:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 5

My dear if you read some of the answers or should I say rude comments that you have received to your question people these days do not have the heart or the care to do such a measurable task of faith or like me and sadly many others just not the time but you have a very good question and I hope that you will not give up looking for the answer and don't let anyone discourage you from the truth nor your faith. your Friend M&M Stucker

2006-07-03 22:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by Michael&Melodie S 1 · 0 0

I prefer the passage where Jesus flies a kite and starts flying off and the man in the yellow hat has to rescue him with a helcopter, and then Jesus says "dude, this was a miracle and you just ruined it!"

2006-07-03 22:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 0

I get those all the time on my smart-*** questions about religion that I post. I was waiting for someone to copy and paste the entire bible rofl

2006-07-04 15:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Brackalicious 4 · 0 0

One time me and argus went to a motel for our anniversary not to far from the trailer park and we stole the bibles in the drawer and there were also small shampoo bottles and some towels that we now use to dry us up one we take our baths on sundays, and thats if the well aint acting up

2006-07-03 22:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by ast5792 1 · 0 0

I am not sure what the question is but I believe I agree with you. People lack creativity in defending thier faith. "If it ain't in the bible it ain't gonna happen!" Bla bla bla. I try to keeep an open mind while answering questions as I know not everyone attends the same religious building. I have been to more than one and realize it doesn't matter what you believe in as long as you believe in something.

2006-07-03 22:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by charity2882 4 · 0 0

I understand....

Some do seem to "write chapters" instead of simple answers, but that is there individuality coming through and the mature person would just allow them to be themselves.

2006-07-03 22:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by montanacowgirlwannabee 3 · 0 0

The Bible. There done, and with an extra sentence.

2006-07-03 22:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here it is the entire Bible: Amen! God Bless!

2006-07-03 22:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0 0

i think personal comments are varies and vague. The bible passage is more believable. no one can against that.

2006-07-03 22:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by VAVAV 3 · 0 0

That is a great idea, especially for those who need to know the Truth but don't have a Bible of their own. Thanks. Have a great day.

2006-07-03 22:46:52 · answer #11 · answered by Kitten 5 · 0 0

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