If we can have sex in heaven, do we have to be married first?
What if I get married in heaven, and my wife from earth dies and comes to heaven? Will she be jealous of my heaven wife?
What if you get tired of having sex with the same woman in heaven, can I fine another sex partner after 500 years?
I'm atheist but its fun making fun of your stupid belief
2006-07-03 15:40:42 · 26 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Answer 1: There are no married people in heaven
Answer 2; It would be fun to watch you having sex without a body
I am a Christian but its fun making fun of your incredible ignorance of that which you attack and your astonishing attempts to make use sciences of which you are also totally ignorant
2006-07-03 16:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by ALLEN F 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
heaven is a devine concept where pleasures of the flesh need not apply. Sex is not the only great thing. I wish you or anyone else would fully understand a belief before you make fun. I enjoy researching many beliefs and do not claim just one as some things are agreeable to me and others don't seem probable. Keep an open mind my friend.
2006-07-03 15:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by charity2882 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you are an atheist.
So, i think it's a waste of time telling you this sex thing.
I can just say:
In heaven, there is no such thing as gender anymore. AND
Heaven is 1 zillion times more better than sex. YOu dont have to suffer in sickness, you dont have to worry bout money, you dont have to worry bout working and studies and you are really happy.
I assure you that.
Well, if you make fun of my belif, be my guest. I wont buy your joke :)
2006-07-03 15:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by aclau85 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mt 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
2006-07-03 15:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by His eyes are like flames 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom always said that it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. I don't feel this STUPID question should even be dignified with what you refer to as a Christian's "stupid" belief. Friend, there are no atheists in hell, and the "stop, drop and roll" won't work there either. I will sincerely pray for your everlasting soul.
2006-07-03 15:47:55 · answer #5 · answered by loviesteele 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In heaven, you can be as promiscuous as you want. You can drink if you want. You don't have to pretend to love everyone, and you don't have to feel guilty about indulging your selfish desires.
Basically, heaven is what earth is like if you toss aside your religious beliefs.
2006-07-03 15:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you believe in heaven, the alternative is worse. I myself wouldn't want to be known as a close minded atheist like some people........
2006-07-03 15:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by hpisfun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ecstasy one has in heaven makes an orgasm look like a spot of creosote.
2006-07-03 15:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left me no other choice than to say this - What sort of a freaking question is this? Read your bible. There won't be no marriage, sex or any other sinful,earthly, occasion or event like that in heaven. Please read you bible and understand it when next u want to ask any religious (christian) question like this. God bless.
2006-07-03 15:48:49 · answer #9 · answered by Tostie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess Heaven is a joy beyond sex. I guess everybody has got to wait and see.
2006-07-03 15:42:46 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetgal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋