first we'll start with the catholic facts
1.catholics are mammals.
2.catholics pray all the time
3.the purpose of a catholic is to flip out all the time and burn the non-belivers at the stake
catholics can kill anyone they want! catholics burn people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this catholic who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the catholic whent on an inquisition of the whole town and burned everyone at the stake. My friend Mark said that he saw a catholic totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
If you don't believe that catholics have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will burn u at the stake!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
2006-07-03 15:25:27 · 14 answers · asked by dracula1895 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The first half made me laugh, the second half was too much for me.
Uppercutting kids, maybe I shouldn't answer questions when I drink.
I got 1/2 the bottle of wine down, so far, mmm gotta save some for dinner- lol
(small bottle, 750 ml) I mean with dinner, but for dinner was funny so, I left it.)
2006-07-03 15:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by lilith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R U still living in The 13th century that was true then it is not true today. Catholic are now the slaves and the Protestant are the masters.
Sorry to be the one to give you the bad news kiddo but someone has to do it, it might as well be me since I enjoy doing it.
2006-07-03 22:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by zqx357 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey you wanna hear a story of mine?
one time this friend of mine got beat up by a vampire. the vampire walked up to him and punched him in the gut, then kept kicking him until he passed out. all because my friend mispronounced "dichotomy"
this vampire was a worshipper of the flying spaghetti monster. apparently the monster's book says that vampires can do whatever they want, then just pray to him and they'll be forgiven. no accountability.
isn't that awful?
2006-07-03 22:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by cirque de lune 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you ask me you need a hobby and if you have nothing better to do than to complain about the life and beliefs of another you need a physiologist and some since!
2006-07-03 22:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*looks*around*
Yeah, and everyone else in the Dark Ages was soooo rational and tolerant. Grow up.
2006-07-03 22:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by cynicusprime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Thats a crazy question.
2006-07-03 22:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not trueeee!!
catholics do not kill. those who kill are evil.
do not indulge yourself with false facts. you will harbor hatred in your heart and then you will have to ask for God's forgiveness.
2006-07-03 22:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by VAVAV 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have them confused with Muslims.
2006-07-03 22:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by Shy Farm Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dracula, you drink to much blood!
2006-07-03 22:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflmao! Thanks for that, bud!!
;D
Roflmao, again!!!(had to read it again, cos it was so funny first time round!Love the bit about the spoon...!)
:D
2006-07-03 22:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋