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For those of you who have lost thy faith, fear not! For I am alive and well. I would be ever so joyful if you would return to my flock, so that when you die we might meet in heaven! I will wait for all eternity, no need to rejoin now, although I do recommend it.

God Bless you all, and Spread peace through my name.

2006-07-03 13:52:14 · 9 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

9 answers

You are a liar, and God hates you.

2006-07-03 13:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by azmurath 3 · 1 2

Amen

2006-07-03 20:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by Zenrin Y 2 · 0 0

Matthew 24:24
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

2006-07-03 20:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 2 · 0 0

No offence meant but I do not believe I was ever part of your flock.

2006-07-03 20:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by StatIdiot 5 · 0 0

so...
god bless?

by the way, i'm quite afraid of you... very, in fact... terrified, maybe... or else maybe i just want the two points... and i feel sorry for you... and the offer for the psychiatrist's number is still open...

peace, bro... mucho peace.

2006-07-03 20:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by lime_yyy 4 · 0 0

What the flock?

2006-07-03 21:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by gaiastar 3 · 0 0

I've been always in your flock.

2006-07-03 21:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0 0

I am a born again Christian and THIS IS WEIRD!

2006-07-03 20:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by Stratobratster 6 · 0 0

I second what the first answer states.

....Just was we all need, another Jesus....

2006-07-03 20:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by Laila 3 · 0 0

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