There was a guy who just got out of a really bad
divorce with his wife. One day, he found a
genie's lamp. The genie came out and said, "Hello
master. I will grant you three wishes but,
whatever you wish for your wife gets double."
The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish
anyway. For his first wish, he said, "Genie, I
want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one
house, his wife got two. This didn't make him
happy but, he made his second wish. "Genie,I want
2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his
wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very
happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I
have to remind you, what ever you wish for your
wife gets double."
The guy says, "Yeah,yeah. I know."
So the guy thinks real hard and says "I got it!
Genie, beat me half to death!!"
2006-07-03 12:51:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha - i may post later a joke of same kind where wife wins
10/10
2006-07-03 18:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have heard hat joke, but I think it is down right hillarious. I love the last part when the guy asks the genie to beat him half to death, which his wif gets beaten to death. That guy must not like his wife at all to wish that on her, but it is so funny.
2006-07-03 19:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke. Funny thing I found a genie lamp too. I asked for 3 wishes. 2 of them were to beat my me half to death. and the last one was to give me a back massa ge. hahahahaahahahahaha
2006-07-03 23:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by gdoginya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to be worth at least a 10!
Grave Truth
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."
2006-07-03 20:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good joke, rate it a 6. Rated it as such, because it has been around so long, and in various forms that it was predictable - reducing the fun surprise ending required for a level ten joke.
Thank you though for the laugh!
2006-07-04 09:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 long
2006-07-03 20:09:28 · answer #6 · answered by i luv JESUS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard that one before, but it's funny nonetheless. I give it a 10
2006-07-03 20:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
clever
a 8
2006-07-03 20:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by Teresa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats tight. i like yo joke. if you wrote maybe you should keep writing them and become a comedion.
2006-07-03 19:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by Caviontea W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Give it a 100!!!!
2006-07-03 19:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by Ceria L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋