best and funniest gets ten points...will pick best answer in 24 hours....
2006-07-03 12:26:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
did you use Windex on those pants? cause I can see myself in them.....I lost my phone number can I have yours.....
2006-07-03 12:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by MELISSA&ERIC 4 · 16⤊ 13⤋
Are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine writen all over you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
You must be Jamaican, cause Ja Makin me Crazy.
My Love For You is Like diarria I just can't hold it in.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
2006-07-03 19:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by Hyphen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
And this is one my friend always says.
*In a nerdy voice* If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
2006-07-03 20:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan D. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2006-07-03 19:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by dkny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice sneakers..wanna screw..
or
Do you have a band-aid because I think I scraped my knee when I fell for you..
2006-07-03 19:41:20 · answer #5 · answered by Rebecca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That dress will look great on my bedroom floor.
Can I ask you something? What will you want for breakfast?
2006-07-03 19:58:18 · answer #6 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was your dad a theif because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
2006-07-03 19:31:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I could've swore I saw you checking out my packages.
2006-07-03 20:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes....
2006-07-03 19:40:00 · answer #9 · answered by notentirelythere 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're hot- I'm hot... let's hit the showers!
2006-07-03 19:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u the devil because ur so hot u could of came from hell
2006-07-03 21:04:53 · answer #11 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋