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Lets compare the magor monotheistic religions to Coke and Pepsi Cola. They are ubiquitous and contain many variations. Such as Diet, cherry,with lime, caffine free, one callorie, ect. There are also fad's with in them. Like Crystal pepsi.
Satanism fits into the theme, but is somewhat caustic, like your Tab or Jolt cola.
Athiesm and agnostisism would be like seltzer and tonic water. Less flaver but it gets the job done.
Buddism would be like Orangina simple and refreshing with profound subtilty, but not everyone agrees it's a soda ...err..religion.
Wicca and Paganism would be like root beer, or birch beer. You know, kinda earthy.
Voodoo would be Ginger beer. Powerfull, but not for everyone.
and scientology would be the mountain dew.

2006-07-03 12:22:24 · 9 answers · asked by Timothy H 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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What's Intelligent Design? Half Coke, half seltzer?

(very clever analogy btw)

2006-07-03 12:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Interesting analogies. I wish finding "the truth" was just a matter of taste. We could all taste our way there. That would be more fun than the work it seems to take to get to the real heart of the truth. What would the belief that we were planted here by a superior extra-terrestrial race taste like?

I think that when we find the truth about life and God, soda pop just won't cut it. We have to start making analogies like micro-brew, white russians (oops. i hope that doesn't sound communistic :o) and lemon drop martinis.

2006-07-03 12:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Hesed 3 · 0 0

Well that is one way of looking at things. What if my religion fits in with Pepsi, but I really like Mountain Dew.

2006-07-03 12:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by suthrndaysi 4 · 0 0

Where is Hinduism
I think Hinduism would be like Dr. Pepper..because they are tolerant of all religions

I think Buddhism would be more like gingerale..you know simplistic.

And why would Scientology be like mountain dew? I think they would be like 7-Up..you know because they believe the creator will take the saved one's " up in to a spaceship to La-la land."

2006-07-03 12:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I like it. Catholicism would definitely be Classic Coke. ^_^

Thing is Mountain Dew tastes much better then Scientology...

And now I have a craving for soda...

2006-07-03 12:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by praisedivinemercy 4 · 0 0

Satanism would be more like whiskey or scotch. Something that makes you crazy and doesn't add anything to your life. Although you may think so at the time of your drunkeness.

Hinduism isn't tolerant of all religions. Why are they attacking the muslims all the time? Hindus are tolerant of all religions that are tolerant of politheism.

2006-07-03 12:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Poncho Rio 4 · 0 0

fairly accurate except the Scientology part. Scientology is like stagnant watered down kool-aid. bland and boring and kind of a joke.

2006-07-03 12:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Buncha Baloney.

2006-07-03 12:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by Hope 5 · 0 0

Man, you didn't leave your GOD given talent's hanging in the closet!

2006-07-03 12:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0 0

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