How can we get the Liberals and Socialist to leave the Planet so that we will have enough energy to save the world from them. My teacher told me that we are going to die if
Al Gore doesn't get to be President like he wants to be. She said he invented the 1/2 gallon toilet to save the world but George Bush stole it from him so he could starve us and get all the oil. She says George Bush will breath all the air and God /(Al Gore) will get sick and blame the Peepublicans for people who get constipated. I want to go to the bathroom but I'm to young to vote for Al Gore. What do I do?
2006-07-03 12:20:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment
I can't believe they haven't left yet. Since were all going to die any day now you would think they'ed be the first to cut and run. Next time algore/God is in town ask him what caused the ice age meltdown....he probably thinks it was Bushs fault.
2006-07-03 13:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by smtalpha 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your teacher is so very wrong by telling you these things. Have you talked to your parents about this? If not, then you need to as soon as you can and tell them exactly what your teacher has said. Al Gore is not even running for an office of ANY kind, let alone the president. Nobody will die if Al Gore doesn't become the president. As far as I know, George Bush didn't steal anything from Al Gore. Getting constipated is caused from the foods you eat, some medications, and also by not drinking enough liquids. Al Gore is a man who is worried about global warming, he is NOT God. Go talk to your parents, please, I really hope this helps you.
2006-07-04 15:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"How can we get the Liberals and Socialist to leave the Planet so that we will have enough energy to save the world from them. "
Ah, simple solution.
First, recognize that global warming, if it is a serious enough problem that requires a serious answer, can be solved by building 400 nuclear power plants. That's about right, since 100 nuke power plants provide 20% of the US power generation.
Building 400 more nuclear power plants would give us an economical source of electricity that doesnt put CO2 into the air, meaning no greenhouse gases, etc. It would cut our CO2 generation by 2/3rds.
The Liberals cant abide nuclear power and so would emigrate to Antartica, if not Mars, where they will be too cold to complain about global warming any more.
Ah, nuclear energy ... it has so *many* uses!
2006-07-03 12:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by Patrick M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) realize Al Gore isn't a candidate for any elected office
2) recognize that "global warming" is the second greatest hazard facing mankind in this age, and that the single greatest threat to mankind is the erosion and eradication of liberties and rights (both civil and criminal) and imperialism (in the modern era, primarily legal and ideological) by the territorial State.
3) quit living in the culture of death and fear that the Antichrist GW Bush has foisted upon you: grow a pair, and either go to the restroom or do it "the natural way"
2006-07-03 12:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by wireflight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beg your parents so send you to a private school so you won't have any teachers distorting facts and making up fiction.
2006-07-03 12:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Anne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen to wireflight, well said!
Jules, Australia.
2006-07-03 13:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by Jules G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
space exploration
2006-07-03 12:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by Report Abuse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋