Have you ever farted into a glass jar, capped it, and later asked a friend to open and smell it?

Question

I did it to my sister when we were kids. :)

Another good one is to collect scabs in a jar and then pass it off as beef jerky.

I'm not an American you witless twit.

Answer 1

No but great idea!

Answer 2

Well here comes a very old and true story. When I was just a boy my best friend farted in a old glass mason jar and capped it. About 15 years later I went back home to help my father clean out the basement since they were packing up and moving out of town. I came across the old mason jar that was still sitting on the same shelf we had left it on 15 years earlier. Curiosity got the best of me and I opened it and sure enough it still smelled awful. I immediately called my old friend who I hadn't seen in almost 10 years to tell him of my findings and he couldn't believe that after all that time it still smelled. I hadn't spoken to him in 10 years and the phone call got us back together as great friends. He came over to my home one night and I handed him another glass bottle which he farted in and we agreed that we would open it up again in another 15 years.

Answer 3

i've never done it, but i've thought about it. the trouble is that i wouldn't know how to get an air tight seal........

i don't remember ever having farts that smell as bad as mine do right now (i'm twenty-two).

at one point i thought about making a website where people videotape themselves farting into a jar and sealing it..... and then sending it to some judges where the smelliest fart trophy can be awarded to whoever had the best fart.....
i've thought about it, but i can't come up with a foolproof way to keep people from cheating. (a person could videotape one fart and then send one that has been tampered with..... chemicals added or whatever.)

a fun trick to do is this: after you take a dump in the bathroom tell one of your siblings that you saw ten dollars on top of the toilet in the bathroom and you think it must be theirs. when they go in the bathroom they'll smell your awesome poopy stench.

Answer 4

I havent done it but it is possible, mythbusters did it, adam sat in a bath farted and directed the bubbles into a jar it was still there when opened....good stuff

Answer 5

Your not American.....
That's why you are farting in jars?
LOL
Just joking!
Well no I have never tried it. But I'll think about it.......I never fart!
Maybe you could send me a fart jar and I could open it around a group of people I don't like very much.
☺

Answer 6

OH my gosh that between the funniest aspect I actually have ever heard. i'm completely going to attempt this. tell your g-pa that he's an suggestion to all men accessible. and that i have finished that to a water bottle, yet only for thirty minutes and it smelled worse than your commonplace toot.

Answer 7

ah a little to much extra time on your hands you have a wit about you and since you called someone a twit where are you from ? if great britian , well dont you just to f-bomb peoples mind?

Answer 8

no i never tried it but i know someone who did and opened the jar in class at school--- evacuated three rooms--- man did that ever smell after he let it sit in the sun for three days before opening.

Answer 9

No. but, a brother I used to share a bedroom with, used to swallow air, and fill the room with farts! BEFORE we went to bed!

Answer 10

Never have done something like that. I'm sure my brother thought about it a time or two though lol

Answer 11

No but I know someone who dropped their pants and lit a lighter and blew a flame out their behind.