2006-07-03 10:59:21 · 15 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Don't put underwear on one because all the others will stare at it and follow it around
2006-07-03 12:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by reallyfedup 5 · 13⤊ 7⤋
Monitor how much they're drinking. After a couple of martinis, suggest that they switch to beer. Remember, they are starting off with a smaller liver and a limited number of brain cells.
And if you are hosting the party, don't be afraid to ask for their car keys. There's nothing worse than getting a phone call from the hospital or morgue.
2006-07-03 19:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deep fry em.....
They will never commit a social blunder ever again!
2006-07-04 13:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By appointing Chicken boy as the "Fowl Ambassador".
As he exemplifies the epitome of poultry correctness in all form of manner, it is only fitting that this honor be bestowed upon him.
Now for a vote..........all in favor signify by saying
"buck--buck--buck--buck--buck"
2006-07-03 23:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I don't think the chicken care much what happens to them
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2006-07-03 22:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lock up the Hen House...don't let them out
2006-07-04 12:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is etiquette pronounced et the cutlett in chicken :)
2006-07-03 20:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by rosevallie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them a good plucking....okay that was really bad,sorry it just kinda came out...lol..â¥
2006-07-03 18:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by bamahotT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help them cover their breasts. **shakes head and walks away to buy a burger**
2006-07-03 19:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Behead, pluck, draw and cook well.... then they're yummy!
2006-07-03 18:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill all of 'em but poor ol' me.
2006-07-03 18:10:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋