2006-07-03 09:24:32 · 7 answers · asked by ruby 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I got married to my first wife our honeymoon consisted of going fishing with her parents.
2006-07-03 10:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
14 July 1999, Arkansas) A mobile home in Little Rock was destroyed when a resident used a cigarette lighter to peer inside a gasoline can. Joseph was attempting to determine whether there was water in the gas can, when he discovered that it contained a flammable liquid. The gas fumes caught fire, and he slung the can onto the floor, spattering gas which ignited and set the residence ablaze. Joseph suffered minor burns on his hand.
In Marathon Beach, a guy was fishing with his buddies when he saw fins in the water. "Dolphins!" he thought, and jumped into the water to swim with the dolphins. Surprise! The fins turned out to be shark fins. His buddies fished him out of the ocean, and Mr. One With Nature was treated at a local hospital for shark bites.
31 January 2001, Pennsylvania) A Huntingdon Valley man who dropped his keys in a portable toilet became stuck in the facilities while trying to rescue them. He hollered for help for 45 minutes, and eventually children playing in a nearby field heard his cries and alerted their parents. Police were forced to demolish the portable toilet to extricate the man, who had been standing in the redolent muck without his shoes or pants for an hour and a half. Doctors treated him for cuts and bruises, and removed the toilet seat wedged around his hips. We speculate that his ego may never recover its original size.
A man chasing a half-full beer can across a Houston freeway was struck by a Chevy truck before he could retrieve his prize. He was taken to a nearby hospital, where he is listed in critical condition.
2006-07-03 18:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real-life Rednecks
An East Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."
The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had seen on a TV news program that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
2006-07-03 20:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one guy drove his truck off the road to hit a deer. Flipped the truck. Deer is fine.
2006-07-03 16:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by eric J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blue collar comedy. Larry's friend opened a beer after a uelogy.
2006-07-03 16:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by Nathan W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was in alabama and my friend said, do u wanna see a bat, i said yeah i love playin baseball, then they started laughin and i was likw wats funny then she said nothin, then she came back with a shoe box and i was like a bat cant fit in their she said yes it can then i was like wat ever then i opened it, it was a dead bat, i was so pissed off.
HERES ANOTHER ONE
i was out side and then i saw a car hit a squirrel then my friends momma got the squirrel cleaned it and fried it.
2006-07-03 17:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-03 16:29:01 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋