2006-07-03 09:08:41 · 11 answers · asked by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go here for a LONG list of skinny momma jokes:
http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama/yomama-skinny.shtml
2006-07-03 09:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by mikeagonistes 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so skinny she needs to gain 20 pounds to be a crack ho
2006-07-03 09:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama soo skinny she doesnt need an umbrella she just dodges the rain drops
2006-07-03 11:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by alexa1022 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-03 13:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so skinny at the strip club they use her as a pole.yo mama so skinny you can use her as a toothpick.yo mama so skinny when she robs a bank she don't have to crack open the safe she just slide right through.
2006-07-03 09:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so skinny when she takes a shower she has to run around in circles just to get wet
2006-07-03 09:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by cheeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All i know is yo momma so skinny she hula-hoops with a cheerio which is so LAME so i suggest you don't use it.
2006-07-03 09:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by scorpio_angel14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so skinny that when she ate a m&m it looked liked she was six months pregant
2006-07-03 10:31:53 · answer #8 · answered by Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so skinny so eat a m&n and seem like 8 month parnant
2006-07-03 09:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHECK OUT------YO MOMMA SKINNY JOKES.COM--IT SAYS THERE AREN'T ANY BUT IF YOU SCROLE DOWN YOU WILL FIND THEM
2006-07-03 09:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by alice b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋