I am typing this with my nose. My girlfriend broke up with me two weeks ago. I was hit by a car four days ago and broke both my arms and legs. My penis is rock hard and I can't get to it. Help me please. Any suggestions?
2006-07-03 09:07:52 · 10 answers · asked by irishlad 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Let me get that for you... ;P
2006-07-03 10:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by Curious_Camo_Jess 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well, with all 4 limbs broken you should still be in the hospital. Just ask one of the nurses for a hand!!!!!Good Luck!!!
2006-07-03 16:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you break any ribs?
If you are missing the last two pairs of ribs you can suck your own dick
(Saw it at a Maryln Manson Concert)
2006-07-03 16:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by cisco_cantu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well get a warm apple pie lol
2006-07-03 16:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just try tucking it between your thighs and rubbing them in and out... or if you have a dog... get some peanut butter and put it down there and let him lick it off
2006-07-03 16:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by Prmami4eva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you can type pretty well with your nose! It must be big! LOL
2006-07-03 16:14:39 · answer #6 · answered by KittyluvR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That takes some skills.
2006-07-03 16:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by kitty kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f*ck a pillow or your favorite jacket sleeve.
2006-07-03 16:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by bullfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nurse can you give me a hand
2006-07-03 16:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... i don't believe you!
2006-07-03 16:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by Missy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋