WHAT MEN EXPECT IN A WIFE
* She will always be beautiful and cheerful.
* She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.
* She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
* Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm.
* She will never be sick--just allergic to jewelry and fur coats.
* She will insist that moving the furniture by herself, it's good
for her figure.
* She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car
or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
* Her favorite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shoveling snow.
* She will hate charge cards.
* Her favorite _expression will be, "What can I do for you, Dear?"
* She will think you have Einstein's brain but look like Mr. America.
* She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could get
some sewing done.
* She will love you because you're so sexy.
WHAT MEN GET IN A WIFE
* She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
* She was once a model for a totem pole.
* Where there's smoke, there she is-- cooking.
* She's a light eater...once it gets light, she starts eating.
* She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and
everything you say.
* No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion
in a steel wool factory.
* If you get lost, open your wallet and she'll find you.
2006-07-03 08:47:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ! r there any exceptions? :))
2006-07-05 01:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and don't forget a woman's four favorite animals
the lynx to make her fur coat
the jaguar to drive
the tiger in her bed
and last but not least the jackass
to pay for it all
2006-07-03 15:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats a good one but I must give up ,there's no way I can outdo "tmbr1wulf's"
answer ,I think they should get your 10 points
2006-07-03 16:28:41 · answer #3 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all that can happen in a perfect world, unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world, but we have Walgreen's instead! lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-03 18:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done,you have just become world's hero!
2006-07-03 18:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by faunpas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got to mail this to my friends, I love it
2006-07-03 15:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by antiekmama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah,that what i want in my wife
2006-07-03 15:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great
2006-07-03 15:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by Slim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wats ur question?
2006-07-03 16:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where to find one of this kind....
2006-07-03 16:11:02 · answer #10 · answered by gayatri s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋