Willys cynical thought for the day;
If money is, really, the root of all evil, why do preacher's want it so freaking badly?
There was a drunk guy, in a bar drinking. He was already pretty well souced and was starting to get nasty; cursing and starting arguements with everybody. A young lady came in the bar and went, to get a drink, beside him. He whispered in her ear, "Hey Baby how about it? Me and you get a bottle and get a seat in back!"
She just looks at this pittiful creature, and when her drink comes she starts walking away.
The guy says loudly, "Sweety you sure look like you can use the money, but I only have two dollars!"
She looks back at him and, in a loud voice, replys, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"
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2006-07-03 08:09:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he just got owned
2006-07-03 08:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 05:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by segundo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It smells like something's burning....
Oh yeah. It's that guy's dignity. haha
2006-07-03 13:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan D. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he just got raped by a girl lol
2006-07-03 08:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-03 08:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Hard Head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he got served!! ha ha!
2006-07-03 08:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by macey_brasil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. i guess
2006-07-03 08:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Trinesie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋