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Question

Ok, the first person to say the craziest, funniest statement gets the best answer pick. So bring it on!!!

Answer 1

i dont need a honey....ill beat my dick like it owes me money

Answer 2

I died in 1963 by being biten by a snail. it wasn't posionous but I died of a heartattack because well I was scared.
I went to a land called snapdragon and no there was snap dragons or any dragons to be honest it was a big tease. I asked for a minute if there were any dragons cause lets face it their like cool and breath fire and are really good at parties when you feel the need to melt the ice with the stone ice princess that think her feet dont stick and you know they really stink bad because she thinks she is so hot in those glass tennis shoes she wears and refuses to take them off. damn where was I ..... oh yeah no dragons bummer I said look thats false advertisement I want off the land of snap dragons so yeah they said get the heck out then and go find your silly dragons. so yeah I fell upon yahoo answers and I met you here and well I will do as you asked and say something crazy and funny now that you know a little a bout me ----- big bucking chicken gotta love em.

Answer 3

the craziest, funniest statement get the best answer pick. So bring it on!!!

Answer 4

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

*****Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.*****

Death is hereditary.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other ...
"Does this taste funny to you?"

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat

Whenever I see a person slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Answer 5

My views on Power Rangers:

The whole show is just preparing to stop the evil robot. They all jump, and dance, and transform for 20 minutes. It's like "We're gonna kick this guy’s @$$ in 20 minutes!" and in the time they're preparing to do this the bad people just stand there and wait to be vanquished instead of wreaking more havoc! Really, they jump around in the cities and transform and the other dudes just wait for the cr@p to get beaten out of them while these people in freak suits jump and spin and grow extra appendages. It’s just illogical!

Answer 6

Sir, Me induce meself too sel sun to sundae seller hoo ist my sun shining sunshit in the beach

Answer 7

i end up ******* with my brother for a over a piece of red ribbon for my hair while my friends use his hand to get a coin out of her pus*y, when my dad and his friend jump on top of them and during that time my mom came and lick something that looks like chocolate (which isn't) of my dad a**

Answer 8

Bartender, I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having

Answer 9

No



>> LiN ReloadeD <<

Answer 10

i like to get nude and shave my pubes while my 3rd cousin douses me in honey and waxes my @$$ and while i play the guitar naked i enjoy a wooden spoon in my @$$

Answer 11

i hate when you act like your self and the ''rich proper '' people look at you like you havea dick on your head!