about a beautiful young actress who's about to marry a footballer known for his low IQ.
The man turns to his wife and says :"i'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies:"why thank you, dear!"
2006-07-03 07:41:02 · 8 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, a very funny & quick relationship joke. Thank you for sharing this one! Have a great day, you've made mine better!
Will share this joke!
2006-07-04 02:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by iiiis 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
the husband must be a jerk with a low IQ and thats why his wife thanked him. because she took it as a compliment of him saying she was attractive.
2006-07-03 14:45:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it still made me laugh.
Also, how do you 'red' a newspaper? Was the 'big jerk' coloring the newspaper? If so, why?
2006-07-03 14:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once a beautiful young starlet came up to George Bernard Shaw and proposed to him. "Imagine our kids who would have your brains and my beauty" she said;
G B Shaw declined the proposal saying "Just think what they would be if they had my beauty and your brains"
2006-07-03 14:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by DemonInLove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neva herd it b4 bt it aint tht gd
2006-07-03 15:06:18 · answer #5 · answered by pink_tay_tay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, but do you think the footballer will get it?
hehehe
2006-07-03 14:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha,good one
2006-07-03 14:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the question again?
2006-07-03 14:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by cribbich2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋