Do you know of a food or desert that is better than sex?

Answer 1

The "Better then Sex" Cake:

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE

1 box yellow cake mix
1 box French vanilla pudding (can be instant)
1/2 c. oil
1/2 c. water (some recipes call for milk instead)
4 eggs
1 (8 oz.) carton commercial sour cream
1 (6 oz.) bag sweet chocolate chips
1 c. chopped pecans
1 bar (or 1/2 box) German chocolate, grated
1 c. coconut, toasted

Add each ingredient in the order above, blend thoroughly between each. Pour into a greased, floured tube pan and bake at 350 degrees for 50 to 55 minutes or until done.

ICING FOR B-T-S CAKE
1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, at room temperature
1 box confectioners' sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
Nuts and coconut

Cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add vanilla, nuts and coconut.

Answer 2

Reasons why chocolate is better than sex

* You can GET chocolate.

* "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

* You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

* Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

* The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

* You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

* Good chocolate is easy to find.

* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.

* With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

Answer 3

Better Than Sex Cake


1 box yellow cake mix
1 large can crushed pineapple with juice
1 cup sugar
2 small packages instant vanilla pudding mix
1 pkg frozen coconut (optional
1 large container Cool Whip or equivalent

Bake cake as directed on box in greased and floured 9 x 13 inch
pan. Heat pineapple and sugar until sugar is dissolved. Punch
holes in cake while still hot and pour pineapple-sugar mixture over
cake. Refrigerate until cool. Mix pudding as directed on package
and spread over cake. If using coconut, sprinkle some on cake at
this point. Mix rest of coconut with Cool Whip and spread on cake.
Cake must be kept refrigerated.

Answer 4

I think it's okay to like a food or dessert better than sex. One asking the question must not assume that all that answer are old enough to have experienced sex. Good question, and all answers are good ones, everyone is different in their tastes !

Answer 5

I've never found a dessert that did it for me. But I did once have a very expensive raspberry chocolate truffle from The Chocolate Society that had me beaming inanely and on cloud nine for at least a day!

Answer 6

Psychologically, I do not think theres any food that can replace sex in human beings

Answer 7

Maine lobster for dinner and chocolate mousse for dessert... mmm!!!

Big Stick popsicle on a hot day... yessss!!! (a Big Stick is a popsicle with pineapple and cherry flavors swirled)

Watermelon on a hot day.... mmmm!!!!

Answer 8

Dark Chocolate!!! Yummy!!!

Answer 9

No, but they have foods that are named that way - recipes that are called that like:

"better than sex" cake or
"better than sex" brownies

etc. but i don't really think they're better than sex.

Answer 10

the creme broulee at the loon lake lodge in indianapolis is about as close as i have ever tasted food like sex...