Supposedly a true story...
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson@AOL.com). Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's exact e-mail address and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs.Joan Johnson (JJohnson@AOL.com) of New Jersey, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.
When she was finally revived by her daughter, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
2006-07-03 07:37:01 · 12 answers · asked by jon 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL thanks.
2006-07-03 07:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh, i have a joke exactly like that but more details...A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the e-mail to the wrong address.
Meanwhile.... somewhere in Houston... a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2004
Subject: I have Arrived!
Dearest Love:
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. i see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and I look forward to seeing you then.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S..... Sure is freaking hot down here!
2006-07-03 14:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by [♥that girl♥] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the one about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? They said to be on the look out for a "small medium at large"!
2006-07-03 14:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by Collin R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the one about the atheist at his funeral? He was all dressed up with nowhere to go.
The definition of an atheist - A person with no invisible means of support.
2006-07-03 14:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by DRDAVE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the Devil dress up as on Halloween?
Hilliary Clinton
I know its corny, but I couldn't resist
; P
2006-07-03 14:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!!
2006-07-03 14:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Skypilot49 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard that or something similar to it. HAHA
2006-07-03 14:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mary Beth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah, 10 points?
2006-07-03 14:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute very cute
2006-07-03 14:40:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ethan M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice lol
2006-07-03 14:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by Goth_Satan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH HA HA AHA HA HA
WHEW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
2006-07-03 14:42:40 · answer #11 · answered by cheryl w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋