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ok so
one day a shop owner hired a night-watchman to watch his jewlery store and...well...night.
on his first night working, the watchman calls the shop owner and says " i think something really bad is going to happen, sir!! i had a dream that someone will rob this store tomorrow morning! i think you should keep a closer eye on this store tomorrow!"
The owner of the shop immediently fires the watchman...why???

first one to get it gets 12 points!!!!

2006-07-03 07:36:29 · 18 answers · asked by Awesome Kai 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

he fell asleep during his job

2006-07-03 07:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

1.Because the owner had planned to stage a robbery at his own store just as the watchman left in the early morning and the owner had planned to claim the insurance himself for the missing jewels which he would have sold in the black market!
2. And of cause the more common and more probable explanation is that because the watchman had a dream and that proved that he was sleeping on the Job!

2006-07-03 07:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by DemonInLove 3 · 0 0

the watchman was sleeping on the job

2006-07-03 07:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

phineas, severe-high quality line of questioning even with the incontrovertible fact that that's no longer a threat to have a sum of four when you consider that we've 2 distinctive advantageous integers extra advantageous than a million advantageous integers ideal to a sum of four: a million + 3 2 + 2 the 1st violates that the two numbers are extra advantageous than a million the 2d violates that the two numbers are distinctive. so we are able to get rid of four as a a threat sum

2016-12-10 04:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by kull 4 · 0 0

because he's a night watchman and not morning watchman

2006-07-03 07:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jazzy 5 · 0 0

cuz it will be the watchman that will thief to make the dream come true.

2006-07-03 07:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the watchman will see his dream come true

2006-07-03 07:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by Alysen C 3 · 0 0

because the watchman could not have known that something was going to happen if he... heck, i dont know. why?

2006-07-03 07:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by paula k 2 · 0 0

the watchmen called and interupted the shop owner and his wife

2006-07-03 07:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the night-watchman is the robber

2006-07-03 07:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by JennyAnn 4 · 0 0

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