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2006-07-03 07:33:35 · 22 answers · asked by KH 3 in Family & Relationships Family

Ain't my dick okay? Just asking a general question....jeez.
I wear button fly only.

2006-07-03 07:42:36 · update #1

22 answers

LOL.....you know why this happens don't you? You should never, ever mix alcohol with a zipper.

If it hurt going in...its worse coming out. They don't call 'em "teeth" for nuthin' pal!

Yikes!

2006-07-03 07:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0 0

This is why baby boys should be circumsized. I can't imagine what it looks like. Could be a lack of lubrication as well. Do you have herpes? That can increase the size of your penis by bloating and swelling it. If you have both, you need to get some medication for the virus and then get an operation sheduled. Unless it is a case of blue balls.

2006-07-03 07:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My suggestion is to get out of the catch and release program!!!
I would say it is like landing a plane. Any way you do it as long as you can walk away.

2006-07-03 07:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by irishlad 3 · 0 0

Snip it off...that should solve the problem, and eliminate the possibility of it ever happening in the future!

2006-07-03 07:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take a crap load of pain killers then spread the zipper open.

2006-07-03 07:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by Rex Finklestein 2 · 0 0

Hold something between your teeth and take it out the same way it went in. YOW!

2006-07-03 07:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0 0

Yeah Right ! like you got it stuck and now your on here...Asking ? I DON"T THINK SO....I think the pain & tears would make you reframe from typing much of any thing...Good luck with that !

2006-07-03 07:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by pitterpatter47 5 · 0 0

Alchohol, Alchohol, Alchohol.

2006-07-03 07:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by profdave99 3 · 0 1

Get a blow torch and a pair of pliers

2006-07-03 07:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by Biker 6 · 0 0

Very carefully.

2006-07-03 07:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by big_dog832001 4 · 0 0

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