The second coming of Jesus was imacculately conceived in a 15 year old virgin from Jersey (not many to pick from).
Her parents didn't believe she was a virgin and made her get an abortion.
I know this is true, I saw it in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Why won't you accept the (near) second coming of your saviour?
2006-07-03 07:28:04 · 13 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I cant wait for jesus to ***** slap u to hell.. i'll be there lmao and spitting on you and ur parents for raising such a freagin dumbass.
2006-07-03 07:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you on? The second coming will be Jesus himself. Not as a child again but as a king.
2006-07-03 14:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm curious what you get from this? How does your mind work that you think this is funny? surely you must know that you are sick. Are you at all embarrassed by you actions? Or are you willing to let everyone(friends, parents, children, etc) know that you behave this way? just looking for honest insight
2006-07-03 14:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by unicorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will be punished for your blasphemy whe you stand before your Lord and saviour Jesus christ at the white throne judgment
2006-07-03 14:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by tirphead4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did anyone eat the sandwich? Lol
2006-07-03 14:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should get professional help, you have all the rantings of a mental patient.
2006-07-03 14:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by cheryl w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one really suck.
Your other questions had more substance.
Don't know what to say to this.
Bah - Humbug!
SMERVY
2006-07-03 18:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christianity is not easy.
You have stengthened our faith by giving us a difficult task to accomplish in His service. We must love those who hate us.
So we love you, and thanks for helping us strengthen our faith.
2006-07-03 15:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by ALLEN F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your just plain stupid.
The other two that answered are right behind you.
2006-07-03 14:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by iiboogeymanii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was a jerk
2006-07-03 14:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋