2006-07-03 06:02:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
1. get a glass of hot water
2. get a packet of katup
3. stay in bed untill your mom comes in and says, "r u not feeling well honey?"
4. nod
5. get up slowly and have your mom feel your forhead
6. she'll go run for the thurmomitor, take a sip of the hot water and when she puts it in your mouth the hot water will throw off the tempiur
7. after she takes the thermomitor out she'll go anxd put it away, squirt some katup in your mouth along with more water
8. when she comes back act like your about to throw up, grab the trash can and "vomit" in to it.
9. If she dosen't beleave that then your mom is to smart to be kept alive, kill her! JK but your busted then
Good luck!
2006-07-03 06:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by Sally 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the "Ferris Bueller" movie. It has excellent tips LOL. Hey after all he pretended to be sick and got to spend the whole day running around town without anyone finding out. hahhahahah. OR you could just be a good girl and go to school.
2006-07-03 13:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by herbie36f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to look like u have a head ache! and just lay down on ur dest and when a teacher asks u wats wrong u tell her that u have a head ache and then she'll write u a note and u can go home.
2006-07-03 13:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by Namuuna B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
plan it the day before........start acting kinda sick, then wake up in the middle of the night looking for medicine, then the next morning kinda whine/cry and dont open ur eyes all the way
2006-07-03 13:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by playaninstrument 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put some vegetable soup on the floor around the toilet and in the toilet and tell ur mom u got sick.. LOL...
2006-07-03 13:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go in the bathroom for a long time
and pretend to be throwing up. Take a glass of water and pour it in so it sounds real.
2006-07-03 13:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by dancer_486 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say you are sick, when your mom takes your temp and leaves, hold the thermometer under hot water or up to a light
2006-07-03 13:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by Sammy Hagar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U can put a penny under your tongue and then have someone take ur temp. or say u have an earache. this is what my mom has always told me 2 do
2006-07-03 13:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by pink_luver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get one cigarette and put in the milk.
Then let the cigarette dry and then smoke it.
You will be sick 100%
There is no harm.
Don't worry.
2006-07-03 13:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by Sanja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sit in bed and say you have a head ache and put something hot on ur head so when ur mom feels your fore head you feel like u have a high fever...then dont eat and say ur stomach hurts and u dont feel like any food...then make ur voice a little horse...thats about it..
hope i helped
2006-07-03 13:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by bkp2088 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋