Any thoughts? Impressions?
2006-07-03 05:58:49 · 14 answers · asked by the hamburglar 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris is totally Christian. He doesn't support evolution. Example: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Haha, I love those jokes.
2006-07-03 06:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Candice H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. chuck norris can contact mc hammer chuck norris can eat carpet and spit out the bones lack of existence has an wide to chuck norris memories Chuck Norris is the clarification Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - two times. there is not any chin in the back of Chuck Norris’ beard. there is in straight forward words yet another fist. Chuck Norris does no longer get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost even as the Boogeyman is going to sleep each nighttime, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Apple will pay Chuck Norris ninety 9 cents anytime he listens to a music. Chuck Norris bites the hand that feeds him chuck norris can look on the daylight and the daylight gos blind
2016-11-30 05:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get your information? The National Enquirer?
Chuck Norris happens to be a big-time believer in God, has
appeared on dozens of Christian television stations.
Folks, get your facts straight before asking your questions.
2006-07-03 06:04:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris took over the duties of God when he went up to heaven and gave God a roundhouse kick to the face!
2006-07-03 06:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True. God wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
2006-07-03 06:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the only thing more invincible than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris's beard. Bah!
2006-07-03 06:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by will 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah did you also know that Chuck Norris doesn't sleep......he "waits" So don't F*ck with the Chuck! crap! Chuck hates it when you rhyme I forgot!
2006-07-03 06:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by Seven B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the oracle answered correct both Mr and Mrs Norris are very strong Christians very active in their church.
2006-07-03 13:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by sshhorty2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCK NORRIS RULES
2006-07-03 06:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by Dustfinger the master of fire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly rabbit ---- Norris is a Christian
2006-07-03 06:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by jaimestar64cross 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋