If u can make me laugh with yomamma jokes?

Question

I will give u 10 big ones

Answer 1

yo momma is so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

Answer 2

Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.

Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'

Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.

You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please".
yo mama so fat when she jumps into the oceon the whales start singing we are family
yo mama so fat her motto is we are family burger king, mcdonalds, and me

Answer 3

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.

Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!

Answer 4

Yo mamma sooo fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.
Yo maama soo stupid she fell out a window and the___ch went up!

Answer 5

Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Answer 6

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Says it makes you sound like ignorant White trash.

Answer 7

yomamma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

Answer 8

The Camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

Answer 9

yo momma's so poor her daughter took out paper plates and she said don't use the good china

Answer 10

yo mama so fat that when she gets out with a yellow shirt, people starts shouting "taxi"

Answer 11

yo mamma so fat when she rolls over in bed she turns out the lights!