I know its an alternate atheist theory, trying to ask a silly question,
FYI for those of you that don't know flying spaghetti monster is a thing atheists came up with, they don't really worship any god
2006-07-03 04:35:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm thinking of becoming a pirate!
2006-07-04 08:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by carolinagrl 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
For one thing, all those true gods are meanies. I know this is a word that's passed into theological disuse, but it resonates with some of us who follow the FSM (PBUI).
Secondly, and this may be a metrosexual thing, the 3 or four true gods I know are so, how shall I put it, unconcerned about their personal appearance. Even DaVinci, bless his heart, barely managed to make his Almighty look any better than my uncle Horace. And where did he get that that robe? A pre-flood sale?
2006-07-03 04:52:29 · answer #2 · answered by JAT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do people really worship the FSM? I just put the FSM in some of my questions as a joke.
2006-07-03 04:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh.
I love the FSM, he's the greatest! Ramen!
Salivation is right around the corner! Or down the street, depends on where the local Italian restaurant is in your town...
2006-07-03 04:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Basically god is all there is meaningless. Same as a rock.
If God IS & he IS all then a rock also mainly IS. If God is ALL, it doesn't make much difference what he/she/it is. It is All and that's why it means nothing.
2006-07-03 12:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as a "false God". An oxymoron
2006-07-03 04:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Jack Meoff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worship God.
2006-07-03 07:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I worship no one but the Ralph. For He is my sheperd. Worshipping anything else is unpossible.
2006-07-03 04:37:56 · answer #8 · answered by bc_munkee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have a preoccupation with bashing believers. Very interesting.
2006-07-03 04:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Scott R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you not been touched by a noodly appendage? =0) It's all good fun!
2006-07-03 04:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋