2006-07-03 04:32:36 · 14 answers · asked by Loki 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The verage woodchuck weighs 16 pounds. Assuming it could chuck wood, it could probably chuck 1/3 of it's body weight.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood the woodchuck could chuck about 5.333 pounds!
2006-07-03 04:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-03 19:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Did you get all of that?
2006-07-03 04:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by greenman13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-03 04:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by L H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer is 15 because I was lost in the woods as a young boy and was raised by woodchucks and learn to speak their language. they knew they could never chuck wood but they had hopes damn it they had dreams and they had a meeting to discuss this subject of chucking wood and what they all agreed on was 15.
2006-07-03 05:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he (woodchuck) could chuck until he choked!!!lol
2006-07-03 05:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-07-03 04:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Supercowboyman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oddly enough i knew woodchuck, his name was, you guessed it... Chuck. He chucked a piece of wood right at my head so i shot him with my 12 guage. Woodchuckin' bastard!
2006-07-03 04:38:12 · answer #8 · answered by blasted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 logs
2006-07-03 04:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by MiCCl0 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, my mom used to sing this little tongue twister to me, and I could never get a straight answer, like, WTF is a woodchuck??!
2006-07-03 04:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by and yet, so .... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋