Christians, why do you worship a false god? The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe!?

Question

And we have proof too!
Just follow this link;
http://www.venganza.org/
And see and understand the truth of his noodly goodness!
After all, if you are incapable of disproving his existence, he must therefore be real right?

Besides, OUR heaven has a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory! Can you beat that? Yeah, I did'nt think so...

Princesa,
I'd be "cared" if you were me?
Would you like to repeat that in English?

Well we certainly know who those with a sense of proportion are here don't we?
To those of you saved by his Noodly Appendage, Marinara to you brothers and sisters! Salivation will be your'se!
To the rest of you, a great big raspberry to you all!!!

Answer 1

I say if there's a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory - why in the heck are we letting these christians no about it? Let them go to their "heaven" and let the few of us that know of the Flying Spaghetti Monster reap the benefits of ever-flowing beer and scrumptious women without clothes. KEEP IT FOR OURSELVES!

Answer 2

One day you find out if a flying spaghetti monster created the universe when you stand at the white throne judgment and God judges you and then cast you in the lake of fire. Psalms 14: 1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Revelation 20: 11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. Revelation 20: 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Answer 3

Well i dont know anything about Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am a JW and I believe Psalms 83:18:- "That people may know that you, whose name is Jehovah, You alone are the Most High over all the earth."

So instead of believing in any monster's creation of the Earth, I believe in solid creation by God.

Answer 4

You can believe that i flying mound of spaghetti created everything and that heaven is a beer volcano and a stripper factory? wow.... that's special... I'm proud to be a christian and believe in god and Jesus, if you don't that's fine, you are entitled to your own beliefs... even if it is food.

Answer 5

Be very careful in the way you mock God,there is one sin that is unforgivable and that is blasphemy,one day you will realize that you made a mistake by making fun of him,am now saying a prayer for you,Good luck,God bless:O)

Answer 6

all you christians who believe in a false god. you had better watch what you believe because when you stand before the flying spaghetti monster upon you death and he casts you into the pits of the bankers union you will regret what you said on yahoo answers. be carefull. let the flying spaghetti monster into your life talk to him. hes done wonders for me.

Answer 7

i appreciate your humor. and yes, as an athiest i too believe in the existence of the fsm. see ya!

Q: How can I find out if God it real?
Christian Answer: Ask God.

My response to that nonsense!: "If you want to know if a fairy is real, ask a fairy, because that makes perfect sense!"

I wish people weren't so blind.

Answer 8

Don't be decieved God who create heaven and earth and all those in them is Jehovah who also inspire the writing of the bilbe.
No vain arguement.

Answer 9

PATHETIC that this guy blames me for your atheism,

your an atheist on your own and im an atheist on my own,

we prefer the nature of an authentic reality, PERIOD

its not me or satan or any thing else

these people most of them are pathetic

they cant deal with death

Answer 10

Just remember you better be absolutely positive there is no god, because when you die it will be too late ...... God bless you and I will continue to pray for those who do not have the love of Jesus in their lives...Amen