A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening. She was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowned for a moment and said, "OK," then got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About half an hour later he returned all tired and sweaty. "Well, the cow and the sheep definitely didn't have one. But the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell!"
2006-07-03 03:33:59 · 16 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-03 06:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
1-10 about a 6
2006-07-03 03:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by systemofadown_s8trchic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahaa that tells women to be more direct. Tho the joke was a bit gross i'll rate it an 8.
2006-07-03 03:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer in basic terms the mattress, the closet too. ;-; If I dropped one among my crammed animals off of the mattress on a similar time as i replaced into attempting to sleep, and the room replaced into dark, i could enable it stay there via fact i assumed something could grab my arm from below the mattress as i attempted to %. it up. :3 i do no longer think that stuff anymore however. I nonetheless get spooked via the closet if I watch an extremely frightening horror action picture however. >->
2016-11-01 03:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was BAD!!!!!! but cute. Scale of 1-10, about a 5.
2006-07-03 03:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! I give it a 5
2006-07-03 03:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross, but funny
2006-07-03 10:26:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sesa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty gross but funny
2006-07-03 04:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by chiquita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!!
2006-07-03 03:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by HoneyBee24-7-365 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its definitly not one I could tell grandma,,,,but its funny, I like it.
2006-07-03 03:37:24 · answer #10 · answered by kiss me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋