More Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously
- OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?
- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
2006-07-03 03:29:17 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love those, where did you get them?
2006-07-03 03:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by alloy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
-The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
-Birthdays are good for you: The more you have, the longer you live.
-Ever notice that people who are late are much jollier than those who have to wait for them?
-If Walmart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything free yet?
-Working for God on Earth doesn't pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.
2006-07-03 07:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by writer_girl20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life isn't everything you imagined... Imagination is the fun out of life that shows that it is worth living.. because it surpasses all of your dreams..
2006-07-03 03:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happens to iamigloo how a hot summer day?
becomes iampuddle.
2006-07-03 03:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool collection...thx
2006-07-03 05:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey it's freaking Hot in NY, I dunno about 'deep' thoughts but I got many 'cheap' thoughts! LOL
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-03 03:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have none
2006-07-03 03:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋