Too-Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
2006-07-03 03:25:46 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a joke people.
2006-07-03 03:30:56 · update #1
That was silly!!!!
2006-07-03 03:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
some husbands get jealous, yet no longer via fact they think of its a threesome. they're jealous of the time this is taken up via the toddler. you're no longer to any extent further his, yet theirs. Plus you at the instant are great drained. continually too drained to be basically his spouse. So there are a pair issues that should help. Create a date nights. they do no longer must be loopy basically you and him. must be observing a action picture on television or after the toddler is in mattress. Hand the toddler over to him interior the night for the feeding and diaper changing and putting the toddler to mattress. That then supplies you time to bathe and loosen up, via the time the toddler is down you're you back. it ought to take some nights for the toddler to get right into a sparkling recurring even though this is going to artwork. in case you breast feed, you could pump however out the day so there is milk waiting at bedtime. in the experience that your husband fusses, basically promise him a sprint "on my own" time. as quickly as he realizes the fee of helping you relax and loosen up, he would be in contact in it.
2016-11-01 03:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-07-03 03:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds more like a part of a routine, than a jokie joke. Would be very funny in the right setting, and the right delivery.
2006-07-04 02:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might need just a bit more tweaking to the punch-line.
2006-07-03 03:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Versatile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-07-03 03:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by Dark Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is not so good. Maybe it was a man. Yuck!
2006-07-03 03:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by noseygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was the question and the riddle put together mean?
2006-07-03 03:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Booboo B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the woman's her right
2006-07-03 03:26:57 · answer #9 · answered by GEN Gamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the third night she said, you must be gay!
2006-07-03 03:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by palador 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but not funny.
2006-07-03 03:27:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋