Once upon a time there was a stork family - papa stock, mama stork and baby stork. One evening papa stork didn't show up for dinner. Mama stork and baby stork left the food out for him but he didn't come home at all that night. When papa stork finally did come home the next day, baby stork asked, "Papa stork, where were you last night?"
"Out making a young couple very happy," replied papa stork.
Several weeks later, baby stork was late for dinner. Papa stork and mama stork were worried. Their anxiety increased when baby stork still wasn't home by sunset. They both waited up late for baby stork but he didn't come in until early in the morning. His feathers were rumpled and unkempt. Papa stork barked, "Where the hell were you, baby stork?"
"Out scaring the sh!t out of college students," replied baby stork.
2006-07-03 03:25:46 · 20 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know, it is an old one, but still good;)
2006-07-03 03:26:14 · update #1
funny one.
2006-07-03 03:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
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2016-10-14 02:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good joke, but what's the question?
thanks for 2 points!
2006-07-03 03:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be out scaring the ******* slutty whore pussy holes out of mama stork . . .
I mean you bitchy licking glock head!
2006-07-03 03:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deserving of a Chuckle.
2006-07-04 02:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That was a good joke. I hadn't heard it before now.
2006-07-03 03:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by briana_lf08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, got a giggle out of me!
2006-07-03 03:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Versatile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!
2006-07-03 03:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the #1 joke u say?
2006-07-03 03:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by James Blond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-03 03:30:59 · answer #10 · answered by eranyz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-03 04:58:31 · answer #11 · answered by chiquita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋