The Grieving Wife
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father..."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that darned gun!'"
2006-07-03 03:23:36 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, I think I'll tell it to my Priest!
2006-07-03 03:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Versatile 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute.
2006-07-03 03:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha!
2006-07-03 03:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the Question Is???
2006-07-03 03:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by floridagrandma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-07-03 03:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guys and gals. This is the "JOKES and riddles" section. so it aint necessary that all posts have 'questions'. so please dont ask questions like "Where's the question?"
2006-07-03 03:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by BlueSparx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.. that's a good one! Cheers.
2006-07-03 03:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by Ray 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
2006-07-03 03:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so where is the question?
2006-07-03 03:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by steven 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-03 03:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋