what was your most embarrassing moment?

Answer 1

I was receiving applause for my efforts at a public meeting and I clapped too by mistake

Answer 2

A client I once had had a habit of changing their minds at a moment's notice. When they had materials they wanted us to process by Monday, they'd tell us about it on Wednesday then proceed to change their order three times on Thursday and once more on Friday. This happened 3 or four times. The fifth week, I got tired of it. I took their ridiculous faxed request, made a copy, found a red crayon and in my opposite hand scrawled "Please stop doing this" in block capital letters. I then crumpled it up, flattened it out, mailed that to the client and felt much better.
Three weeks later, I got called into my manager's office.
Apparently the crumpled up fax had found its way to some mid-level manager and made his assistant cry, because it wasn't their fault that the client was making all of those changes. And since I was the only one who had normally signed off on the faxes, my manager pointed a finger at me and said that I made an important client cry. Our company had to send flowers to make them feel better. I was really embarrassed that I actually sent that fax. I still felt good about it, but I was really embarrassed.

Answer 3

After an illicit night of passion, I pulled my trousers on and left the flat the girl was renting for her hols. It was a nice day and so I decided to go for a long walk through Eastbourne, circling the Arndale Centre a couple of times before deciding to pop round my nan's.
Now, back in about 1984, you would get a few rude and old-fashioned arseholes who laughed at punk rockers, but I was rather paranoid as I felt I was being laughed at a lot more that day.
As soon as I arrived at my nan's, I saw my mum was there. She said to me 'David! You've got a tail!' It was then that I realised that I'd walked all round town with her tights hanging out of the back of my trousers where I'd tucked them in by mistake.

Answer 4

Luckily I have a bad memory when it comes to embarrassing moments.

Answer 5

When I was in sixth grade, I sat down in history class. Then I farted, but no one heard it and everyone started to cover their noses and pleading the teacher to open the window. I was skinny and apparent I ate beans a night before that day! The whole classroom can smell it. It was embarrasing. However no one knew it was me. It was hilarous!

Answer 6

I was getting ready for a date and my date showed up early. I had just taken a shower and and I put on shorts that was a bit loose and I was on my period. You can imagine what fell out in front of him.. my kotex..I still cringe wherever I think about that.

Answer 7

While walking across a local italian restraunt I tripped over the leg of a chair & fell in my plate of spaghetti.

Answer 8

While I was dining with the queen at Buckingham palace, I got quite intoxicated and I vomited all over the royal dining table.
(how embarrassing)

Answer 9

i was eating with some friends and relatives in a Christmas table and suddenly the leg of my chair broke and i fall down but be4 i fall from my panic i split all the coke i had in my mouth to my aunt who was sitting opposite from me..lol

Answer 10

Getting very very drunk (absinthe) and throwing up on a girl who was chatting me up (If you're reading this then sorry, it wasn't intentional). My mate told all of my workmates on monday and I didn't live it down for months!