2006-07-03 02:32:52 · 29 answers · asked by daniel m 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Cough a lot or act like you are going to vomit. People usualy get out of the way.
2006-07-03 02:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by Snuffy Smith 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Until the local jobsworth from the council fines you, under the melting ice cream act of 1899. If you offer him a lick, that will constitute bribary, bringing a further fine and/or imprisonment.
Other ways, I am going to be sick, pushing a pram or wheelchair, taking your pet Lion out for a walk.
2006-07-07 07:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read something while walking, act like your totally focused on what you're reading and oblivious to everything else, people will get out of your way......I also found that if you look very pissed off and walk accordingly people will make a big path for you....... A baby with a dirty diaper works wonders also......And cotton candy if you're at a fair or something does well...
2006-07-03 02:54:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold a small pile of Big Issues, and just keep repeating "Big Issue." People will part like the red sea in front of moses to avoid you. Only problem is, bleeding heart lefties might occasionally stop you and attempt to actually buy one.
2006-07-03 03:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sidge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looking up in the sky would do it, or screaming 'the sky is falling'; maybe holding a loaded gun;
even having some serious gas problems.. ewww...
a really good way - is wearing a medical mask and gloves
2006-07-03 02:36:03 · answer #5 · answered by Sam_I_Am 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shout louudly anyone had an accident in the past 3 years-these have got to be the most annoying people-or just carry a clipboard id move every time
2006-07-03 04:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw someone clearing a path while walking in a busy street one day although i wouldn't recommend what he did ... He burped aloud and yuk it stank of onions ... Into people's faces. i was one of those people and gave him a wide berth!
2006-07-05 01:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always find coughing and complaining to your friend about that mysterious itchy, weeping rash helps. This trick is also useful on any means of public transport.
2006-07-03 02:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by yodellingdolphinofkirkwall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk your dog.....after feeding him a gallon of pork and beans, about 3 or 4 fire hot buritos and a few exlax treats.
2006-07-03 02:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by pet stylist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pushchairs are fab for bumping people out of the way - much more fun when you have a cheeky child with a whistle - people tend to move sharpish
2006-07-03 02:37:06 · answer #10 · answered by lovableswann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋