you were having sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend and all of a sudden they called out the name 'ralph'. But the twist is, thats the name of your girlfriend/boyfriends dog. Then they started making dog noises saying "ralph i want you to lick me allover" What would you do? Don't say, "i'd punch them in the head then run off".. what would you really do?
2006-07-03 02:24:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Laugh!Then run off.
2006-07-03 02:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by Tan B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If that happened, I would probably (a) lose my erection; (b) start laughing my ass off and then (c) start smoking and drinking heavily because apparently "ralph" is a better lover than me. Then I'd call the pet store and see about the possibility of trading "ralph" in for a cat (and I'd name him Cosmo).
2006-07-03 09:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh my ass off, seriously I would laugh than stop and ask them what the hell they were talking about and if they were into animal/human sex. Than I'd be grossed out and get out of bed and take a shower because you just don't know where that penis/vagina has been.
2006-07-03 09:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so funny. well once many years ago, I was trying to be funny and me and my ex where getting busy in the doggie position and I said i want you to help me fulfill a fantasy. in the heat of passion she said ok and I said we are in the right position now all you have to do is say bahhhhhh (sheep sound) and well lets just say she was not amused and I remeber waking up in the hospital 3 days later.
2006-07-03 09:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say your partner surely has psychological problems that seriously need to be treated. If you truly love your partner you should stay true to him/her and be they pillar of strenght. Start by helping your partner discover where this situation arised from. Good Luck
2006-07-03 09:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by Unique 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the dog in and go watch the rest of the game!!!!!!
2006-07-03 09:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by worm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outburts in an intimate moment can be embarrasing.
Its possibly just an expression of extreme joy ;)
Enjoy your moments....
Peter
2006-07-03 09:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by Peter H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bark like a dog.
2006-07-03 09:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask them if it feels good, and if some time i could watch, and buy her a bigger dog
2006-07-03 09:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would yell stop, get dressed, tell him to lose my number and then leave.
2006-07-03 09:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by smiley108 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋