i had met a wonderfull woman who seemed to like me 4 me not my monney.
granted she had ben maried 3 times before, but the poor girl had also ben widowed 3 times.
one day i asked what became of her three husbands
she replied ,well tom and paull both died from food poisoning and mike drowned in the bath tub because he wouldn't eat the mushrooms
2006-07-02 17:33:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
don't worry about it... just don't eat the mushroom... and stay away from the bathtubs
2006-07-02 17:39:37 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one.
How about your internet relationship?
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA.
13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.
12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere."
11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she
learns you're worth 45,000 points.
10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again."
9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List.
8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by.
7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
6) You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats.
5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.
4) Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant.
3) She's suddenly changed her address to comingout@lesbian.com
2) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious tubby@whitehouse.gov
1) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she'd pretended to be.
2006-07-03 01:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She drowned the third because he wouldn't eat the poisoned mushrooms. YES! That is definitely a bad sign.
2006-07-03 00:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by TexanBornAndRaised 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she were married once or a single mother from having a child in her teens, I'd tell you go ahead. Stay away from trailer park trash, man.
2006-07-03 00:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by cotterall&elaineadams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good sign , when you do away with her you can clam self-defense
she should have plenty o money from the others for you to spend before you do her in
2006-07-03 01:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you all would make a great couple...by the way, I'm selling a couple of bridges..are u interested?
2006-07-03 00:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by missesc0bar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run fo yo life
2006-07-03 00:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, yeah its a bad sign alright.
Be careful :)
2006-07-03 00:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't sound like the best is yet to come if you stay with this chick.
2006-07-03 00:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting.
Well maybe she just has really bad luck with men??? You don't want to be one of them, do you?
I hope you get what you want though.
2006-07-03 00:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by NyceGyrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋