She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 9 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 7 more children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman.
Then he said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."*
2006-07-02 17:18:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke!
How about an Irish joke?
Dying of Cancer
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness.
The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live."
O'Malley was shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character. He managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room.
There, he saw his son who had been waiting. O'Malley said, "Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things
don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer, and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints."
After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of O'Malley's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.
O'Malley told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told
his friends, "I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a couple more beers.
After his friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Dad. I though you said that you were dying from cancer??? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!"
O'Malley said, "I am dying of cancer, son. I just don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."
2006-07-02 18:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
lol thats halarious thankyou so much for that i have had a terrible day my b/f of 10 months that broke up with me that i still love i just found out today is goin to ask this girl out tomorrow and my sister that i hate it usin me as a last resort in her weddin and my grandfathers house got broken into luckly he wasnt home so they didnt hurt him but thankyou for that so much that brightened my day everyone needs to smile
2006-07-03 00:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by jgfan7fracer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL haha thats wroooong LOL loved it
2006-07-03 01:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lauren_Ann20 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just so you know i took a dump in yer front yard
2006-07-03 00:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by mr benis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.
2006-07-03 00:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an old one.
2006-07-03 00:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by trader4578 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha LOL
2006-07-03 00:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by nmreadingtutor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-07-03 01:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good,thanx
2006-07-03 00:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by Texas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahhaaa,,,, nice joke.
2006-07-03 01:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by Born_yesterday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋