A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
2006-07-02 16:47:19 · 13 answers · asked by Chino 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I apologies if I offended anyone by the topic for the joke! I only intend to get a smile on you face when you read!
2006-07-02 16:56:48 · update #1
In heaven waiting to see you
2006-07-02 16:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is more like a funny story than a question, but anyway. I think God is only in the hearts and souls of those who truly believe in him.
2006-07-02 23:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehee. That's funny. I liked it.
<3,
2006-07-02 23:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by sxenerdx <3s her sweet baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 5. Sorry. It's just an OK joke.
2006-07-02 23:51:24 · answer #4 · answered by aross07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... thats sad...taking a poor, innocent joke from the cruel world of comedy...THATS PURE GENIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-02 23:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by beatleslover650 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race God is. the black guy says "man, I tellin' you, he black as coal."
the white guy says "no way, but we'll ask him. God, what color are you?"
God says "I am what I am!"
the white guy says "see I told you he was white!"
the black guy says "sheeit boy, why you say dat?"
the white guy says "If he were black he would have said "I is what I is!"
HOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHA
2006-07-02 23:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, I heard this joke a while back and forgot all about it. LOL! Thanks for refreshing my memory. It's a good joke.
2006-07-02 23:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha hahahahah thats soooooo funny wonder where you got it
2006-07-02 23:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by febreezy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2006-07-02 23:51:35 · answer #9 · answered by Nicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where u will be in 70 or 80 or 90 yers or u will be in hell???????????????
2006-07-02 23:51:29 · answer #10 · answered by CHELSEA L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋