2006-07-02 15:21:29 · 28 answers · asked by buddylove59927 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God is a girl and Her name is Eris. http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/72.php
In the beginning there was VOID, who had two daughters; one (the smaller) was that of BEING, named ERIS, and one (the larger) was of NON-BEING, named ANERIS. (To this day, the fundamental truth that Aneris is the larger is apparent to all who compare the great number of things that do not exist with the comparatively small number of things that do exist.)
Eris had been born pregnant, and after 55 years (Goddesses have an unusually long gestation period-- longer even than elephants), Her pregnancy bore the fruits of many things. These things were composed of the Five Basic Elements, SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE, and ORANGE. Aneris, however, had been created sterile. When she saw Eris enjoying Herself so greatly with all of the existent things She had borne, Aneris became jealous and finally one day she stole some existent things and changed them into non- existent things and claimed them as her own children. This deeply hurt Eris, who felt that Her sister was unjust (being so much larger anyway) to deny Her her small joy. And so She made herself swell again to bear more things. And She swore that no matter how many of her begotten that Aneris would steal, She would beget more. And, in return, Aneris swore that no matter how many existent things Eris brought forth, she would eventually find them and turn them into non-existent things for her own. (And to this day, things appear and disappear in this very manner.)
2006-07-09 13:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by Elfwreck 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Male, God the Father.
2006-07-02 22:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that God is both male and female. You need both male and female to create life. A male God could not have done this alone.
2006-07-02 22:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by Garden Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at least one part of God is male. Jesus Christ the son of God!
And maybe God the father is female, that's why all the Angels are male and were made to worship God 24-7!
2006-07-02 22:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by Marky-Mark! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you honestly think if God was a female she would have blessed all females with a period and mennopause and that is just for a start. Have you ever seen a baby come out of the shute?
If God was a woman she would have not bothered making man. She would have made woman self propigating, trust me!
2006-07-02 22:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The very need of being a male or female is to ensure procreation. There is no such need for God. So God cannot be either. God can be better compared to Energy.
2006-07-02 22:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by Spiritualseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a stupid Question?? Why do u ask Questions like these? Why are so concerned about God's Gender when we people have other stuff to think and find out?? What will u benefit in knowing God's Gender?
2006-07-03 01:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by fzaa3's lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G-d is both. Remember, male AND females were created in His image, meaning both sexes reflect His character. However, He is always referred to in the masculine.
2006-07-02 22:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God the Father. However, common sense deems that there is also a God the Mother.
2006-07-02 22:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by SirHyde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
male but... think whatever you want god to be. it is entirely up to you how you picture god. god may supposably be a female. we will never know.
2006-07-02 22:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by anak sendu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋