the 1 that makes me laugh the most gets 10 POINTS!!!!!!!! :)
2006-07-02 15:06:19 · 8 answers · asked by shorty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Alaskan Kayak Accident
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
2006-07-02 18:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
An ion enters a bar and and orders a drink. The ion says "how much?" The bartender replies "for you, no charge"
or
Two hydrogen atoms are walking along. The first one says, "I think I lost my electron". The second one asks, "Are you sure." And the first one replies, "I'm positive."
2006-07-02 22:18:10 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says why the long face?
2006-07-02 22:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by missesc0bar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee shirt I saw today:
SEX: I do it for the kids.
Made me laugh!
2006-07-02 22:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Samlet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hav i was thinking of give u sum jokes but wen i saw sum other answer that freaked me out jus for points wat da heck are other people doing saying that u look beautiful everyday they hardly seen u hav dey
sorrie no jokes i hav but giv u later
2006-07-02 23:33:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny.
Sorry, just wanted to be your first. hehe
2006-07-02 22:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by DozRDan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you prettier everyday or am i just lowering my standards?
2006-07-02 22:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by Louis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur face
2006-07-02 22:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋