2006-07-02 14:52:03 · 8 answers · asked by g_o_o_d32 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. What's greater than god, more evil than the devil, and if you eat it, you will die?
2. when bright, it's dark, when dark its gone. when gone for good, so are you. what am i?
3. a woman shot her husband, drowned him, then hung him. but then she went to dinner with her husband that evenng! how?
4. a woman heard a tune she regognized, so she pulled out a gun and shot a stranger. why?
5. a room with no door, yet a golden treasure lies within. what am i?
now, figure them out beforre you look at he answers!
Are you sure? why dont you double check.
alright, im warning you!
last chance!
1. nothing
2.your shadow
3. she shot a picture of him, then developed it, then hung the picture on a wall.
4. she heard the tune of her jewlery box, then realized it was a robber, then shot him.
5. an egg.
- thunder wolf
2006-07-02 16:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah ok a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water the bar tender pulls out a shotgun the man says thank u and walks out explain it.
answer: the man had the hick ups!
2006-07-02 22:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?
2)What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
3)Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
4)How do you avoid falling hair
5)Why did the doctor switch jobs?
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Ansers - have jumbled the same - you foure it all out
5- He lost his patients
1- Sandy CLaws
3-In a dictionary
2-Yard Stick
4) -Step out of the way
2006-07-02 22:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what should be kept to your self and isn't what it is once it spreads...
or
i can be serene, but i'll destroy you'll world. when i am cold you can really see my form, i can be cold or scolding, i am almost everywhere
maybe
what is on 4 feet in the morning, 2 feet in the afternoon, and on 3 feet at night.
2006-07-02 21:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by sherbert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Poe wrote on both.
2006-07-02 22:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
2006-07-02 21:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sweetiepie! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup. i know lots of them. :)
2006-07-02 21:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO SORRY
:D
BYE
2006-07-02 21:55:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋