2006-07-02 14:20:56 · 25 answers · asked by reality check 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, according to Valentinus (a disciple of saint Paul), Jesus did not eat or drink ("he did not have a digestive tract, for his body was the temple of the divine logos".) In other words he was made of antimatter, he was an Avatar (a hologram). That didn't stop him from having sex with the Magdalene however.
2006-07-02 14:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yea I bet he did let out a few farts and poos every now and then. After all, people do say that he is human just like you and me. As for as the smell goes I think you would have to ask Jesus's beloved disciple, Mary Magdalene that one.
2006-07-02 21:42:00 · answer #2 · answered by Clickguru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus had a real natural body from the line of the Jews or the posterity of Jacob. I'm sure you know what real is, that means you have poo in your intestines and digestive gases too.
http://www.mechanicsburgnewchurch.org
2006-07-02 21:23:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus lived life as a human being. He was subject to all the same things other people are. There were no special conditions for Him. If there would have been, we could have claimed it was easier for Him to live without sin than for us. That would have defeated the whole purpose in His coming to show us the way to live.
2006-07-02 21:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by Einsteinetta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a teenage phase ur passing through? Or does farting fascinate you to the point of making you wonder? Try a 'fart race', it's when u& a friend keep farting and......etc... That will keep you entertained.
2006-07-02 21:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by lemonspice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously he did! And he had a sense of humor too, so pull my finger might have been a favorite game? Didn't he say something about "suffer the little children unto me?" Hey God farts must be enourmous.
2006-07-02 21:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a man, a physical being,
like duh
same as do women fart? You don't hear or smell it but I am sure they do.
2006-07-02 21:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real mature. It probably did smell when he farted, which he did. Not only was he fully God, but he was fully man, and farting he did, cause its not a sin.
2006-07-02 21:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Irzu_7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theYes, when He was here on the Earth, He had a human form. So I do not think He passed holy smoke.
Are you trying to smear Him? Shame on you! BTW, It is a happy thing when your stomach is working!
2006-07-02 21:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya know, I'm not a practising Christian but gee whiz, have some respect okay? Everyone flatulates and excretes feces while s/he is alive.
2006-07-02 21:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋